• Patient,82 y/o male

          Patient: Pi Australia 3 bulan. ('I went to Australia for 3 months')
          Doctor: 'Oh pakcik buat apa kat sana?' ('Oh,what are you doing there?')
          Patient: 'Gf ada kat sana' ( 'My GF is there.') *opens up wallet and show his gf's picture-an australian*
          Me: 'Amboi sakan pakcik no~~' (Sir, You're awesome) *laughs*

• Me: Doctor,can I go back early today?

          Doctor: Yes,sure. Want to study for final is it? Sure sure.
          Me: Yes. *nods vigorously*

        *back home,bring book to bed unopened,and lost in transmission (aka sleep) for 3 hours.WTFish.*

• McD drive through

          Me: Can I have Chicken foldover? 1 set.can u change it to curly fries?
          McD: We no longer sell curly fries.
          Me: Owh.... ah make it a la carte then.and add in caramel sundae.
          McD: sure ,a la carte. The total is rm22++. Please pay in front.
          Me: Ok. *without looking at the screen, thinking why is it so expensive*
          *pays,take order,drive away*
          Me: err...the bag feels heavy. *checks bag* fgs! She gave me TWO chicken foldover! 1 set and 1 a la carte! *head desk* No wonder so mahal